Thursday, March 29, 2012

Things the Books Don't Tell You

These little thoughts come to me all the time. Something happens and you think, and "gee, none of the books tell you that." Or maybe it's just that I only really read pregnancy books. These are in no particular order

°Sometimes babies and toddlers prefer one parent over the other.

°People will tell you that you never get to go to the bathroom alone, but what they don't tell you is, that while you are in the bathroom, your tiny friend will come in and put toys in your pants. ° /p>

°Or flush the toilet while you are still on it.

°Sometimes they will only want to give kisses to the dog.

°You will have really hard, frustrating days where you count down the hrs till bedtime, only to miss them once they've been asleep 2 hrs.

°There is a baby 6th sense that says they will wake up and scream as soon as your head hits the pillow.

°No matter what their naptime is, they will fall asleep as soon as you pull into the driveway.
°Toddlers are totally awesome.

1 comment:

  1. Oh yes....absolutely! I love having the toilet flushed while I'm still on it. I certainly do miss them, even after a yuck day.

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